{"product_id":"9781399636094","title":"SIGNED Red Dwarf: Titan","description":"\u003cp\u003e Author(s): Grant, Rob \u003cbr\u003e Binding: Hardback, \u003cbr\u003e Date of Publication: 16\/07\/2026,\u003cbr\u003e Pagination: 416 pages,\u003cbr\u003e ISBN13\\EAN\\SKU: 9781399636094,\u003cbr\u003e Description: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBefore the beginning...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe mining ship Red Dwarf is in orbit around Saturnian moon Titan, and the bulk of the crew is heading down for their shore leave plans: A strangely reluctant hen party; a relaxing cheaty golfing break; a terminally-boring cultural Odessey; a marathon drinking and fighting binge; a stomach-challenging culinary beanfeast and an invigoratingly violent tour of Shore Patrol . . . Menial chicken soup machine repairmen Dave Lister and Arnold Rimmer have slightly less noble ambitions.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRimmer is in search of some illicit exam-cheating tech, to land a much-lusted-for promotion, and Lister plans to acquire a cat to smuggle back on board as part of a nefarious scheme to return to Earth. Mainly they just want to get as far away from each other as possible. However, their objectives are scuppered when they receive a cryptic message . . . from the future.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe two feuding crewmen are catapulted into a breakneck race to save not only this, but every other Reality.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlong the way, they'll find themselves united again, for the first time, with some new, but somehow old friends, as they embark on a labyrinthian quest through the seediest, most dangerous underbelly of humankind's furthest outpost, where lurk bizarre off-worldly dangers and one mysterious hidden nemesis with an obscure, yet clearly lethal agenda.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo strap yourself into your Holly Hop Drive, and set your bazookoids to 'thrill' - the Dwarfers are taking on TITAN.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'Don't tell my mother I died with my arm up a gorilla's bottom.' 'But sir - it will be on the death certificate.'\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Griffin Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57365381874037,"sku":"9781399636094","price":25.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0379\/1365\/7388\/files\/9781399636094.jpg?v=1784366598","url":"https:\/\/www.griffinbooksonline.co.uk\/products\/9781399636094","provider":"Griffin Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}